The Biography of Korky Butchek

Korky Butchek was born into a very prestigious and wealthy family.  His dad Uzbek was the village blacksmith and abortionist, while his mother Mishka was number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.  Because of his family Korky was able to have many hobbies as a child.  These hobbies consisted of keytar, powerlifting, singing, and hunting Jew.
As Korky grew older he attended Oxford University, but later flunked out because of his pursuit of a career in music.  At first his career started poorly with failures such as the bang bing song, and the bing bing song.  This spell of poor song writing caused Korky to have a dark period in his life plagued with drug addiction and depression.  He was addicted to combining heroin, crack cocaine, meth, and PCP in one session, but because of his superior genetics he would only feel mildly drink.
Success finally knocked on Korky's door.  He claimed to have Jesus, Mohammed, Moses, and Seaman appear in his room and tell him to combine his two failures bing bing and bang bing into one.  Thus he created the bing bang song.  Finally signed to a record label and having a multi million dollar bank account, Korky invested all his money in fleshlights, while short selling futures on prostitution, on the Khezak stock exchange causing him to be 3 billion $ behind Bill Gates.
With success came more heavy drugs.  eventually Korky was so tolarent to drugs  the only thing that can make him hallucinate were Sean Cohens feet.  But not even Korky could handle the odor and eventually dropped dead leaving behind a fortune, and a platinum hit rivaled to none.

Just who Is Korky Butchek?

Korky Butchek is the well known international music sensation famous for his intellectual lyrics and complicated yet beautiful melodies.  

In his short and wonderful life he has completed so many accomplishments, and due to his popularity legend and reality became one.

Some say he taught Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, and Robert Plant how to sing.

Some say he can bench press over 1000 pounds, but the only man to attest to that is no other than mattan himself.

Some say he is payed in hardcore German pornography.

Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him.

Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he couldn't care less he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

Some say his scrotum has its own small gravity field.

Some say his droppings have been found as far north as Alaska. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face.

What we do know is his name is Korky Butchek