Korky Butchek is the well known international music sensation famous for his intellectual lyrics and complicated yet beautiful melodies.
In his short and wonderful life he has completed so many accomplishments, and due to his popularity legend and reality became one.
Some say he taught Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, and Robert Plant how to sing.
Some say he can bench press over 1000 pounds, but the only man to attest to that is no other than mattan himself.
Some say he is payed in hardcore German pornography.
Some say that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him.
Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he couldn't care less he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.
Some say his scrotum has its own small gravity field.
Some say his droppings have been found as far north as Alaska. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face.
What we do know is his name is Korky Butchek
His songs have made me tear and feel love throughout my childhood.
ReplyDeleteLOVE YOU KORKY!
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